FUNNY MONEY QUOTES

“A father is someone
who carries pictures
in his wallet
where his money used to be”
— unknown

"A rich man is one who isn't afraid

to ask the salesperson

to show him something cheaper." 

- Jack Benny

“The rich.

You know why they’re so odd?

Because they can afford to be.” 

–Alexander Knox

"Women prefer men

who have something

tender about them 

– especially the legal kind." 

-Kay Ingram

“If you think nobody cares

if you’re alive,

try missing a couple of car payments.”

– Earl Wilson

“Every day, I get up
and look through the Forbes list
of the richest people in America.
If I’m not there, I go to work.” 
– Robert Orben

“The safest way

to double your money

is to fold it over and

put it in your pocket.” 

– Kin Hubbard

“There were times

my pants were so thin

I could sit on a dime

and tell if it was heads or tails.” 

-Spencer Tracy

"If you can count your money,

you don't have a billion dollars."

-J. Paul Getty

"When I was young I thought

that money was the

most important thing in life;

now that I am old

I know that it is."

-Oscar Wilde

“Always try to rub up

against money,

for if you rub up against

money long enough,

some of it may rub off on you.”

―Damon Runyon

“The hardest thing in the world

to understand is the income tax.”

―Albert Einstein

“What’s the good of money?

It can’t buy happiness.”

―Agatha Christie

“Anyone who says money

can’t buy happiness

doesn’t know where to shop.”

―Joanna Lee

“Never spend your money

before you have it.”

—Thomas Jefferson

“It’s amazing.

The moment you show cash,

everyone knows your language.”

―Aravind Adiga

"Empty pockets never held

anyone back.

Only empty heads

and empty hearts

can do that." 

- Norman Vincent Peale

"Time is more valuable

than money.

You can get more money,

but you cannot get more time."

-Jim Rohn

"Laughter is the only currency

I’ve really ever known. 

Ever since I was a boy." 

– Bob Mortimer

‘Laughter is the

mind’s intonation.

There are ways of laughing

which have

the sound of counterfeit coins.’ 

– Edmond de Goncourt

"The weeping of an heir

is laughter in disguise." 

– Publilius Syrus

"I know that money is precious

– but, at least to me,

laughter and expression

are even more so." 

– Kat Timpf

 ENVIRONMENTAL QUOTES

"We are united together

by the life force of our earth home

we all depend on for sustainability."

—Kazim Abasali

“Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot,

the only home we’ve ever known.” 

— Carl Sagan

“What about naming trees? 

If we have a tree in our name,

we want that tree to live.” 

—Jane Goodall

“I don’t know whether

nice people tend to grow roses

or growing roses makes people nice.” 

—Roland A. Browne

“Even if you never have the chance

to see or touch the ocean,

the ocean touches you

with every breath you take,

every drop of water you drink,

every bite you consume.

Everyone, everywhere is

inextricably connected to

and utterly dependent

upon the existence of the sea.” 

—Dr. Sylvia Earle

“Look at a tree, a flower, a plant.

Let your awareness rest upon it.

How still they are,

how deeply rooted in Being.

Allow nature to teach you stillness.” 

—Eckhart Tolle

“The real you is loving, joyful and free.

The real you is just like a flower,

just like the wind, just like the ocean,

just like the sun.” 

—Don Miguel Ruiz

“An understanding of the natural world

and what’s in it is a source

of not only a great curiosity

but great fulfillment.” 

—David Attenborough

“You are not Atlas

carrying the world on your shoulder.

It is good to remember

that the planet is carrying you.”

— Vandana Shiva

“You don’t live on earth,

you are passing through.” 

—Rumi

“Look deep into nature,

and then you will understand

everything better.” 

—Albert Einstein

“Nature does not hurry

yet everything is accomplished.” 

—Lao Tzu

“The sun does not forget a village

just because it is small.” 

—African Proverb

“Land really is the best Art.” 

—Andy Warhol

“The Earth is what

we all have in common.”

—Wendell Berry

“We are on Earth to take care of life.

We are on Earth to take care

of each other.”

— Xiye Bastida

“The greatest threat to our planet

is the belief that someone else

will save it.”

— Robert Swan

“Together we can preserve the forest,

securing this immense treasure

for the future of all these children.”

— Chico Mendes

“For in the true nature of things,

if we rightly consider,

every green tree is far more glorious

than if it were made of gold and silver.” 

—Martin Luther King Jr

“There is no medicine you can take

that has such a direct influence

on your health

as a walk in a beautiful forest.” 

—Dr. Qing Li

ABUNDANT MINDSET QUOTES

“When you are able to shift your inner awareness to how you can serve others, and when you make this the central focus of your life, you will then be in a position to know true miracles in your progress toward prosperity.”

― Wayne W. Dyer

"No, my son, do not aspire for wealth and labor not only to be rich. Strive instead for happiness, to be loved and to love, and most importantly to acquire peace of mind and serenity." 

— Og Mandino, The Greatest Salesman in the World

"Manifesting is a lot like making a cake. The things needed are supplied by you, the mixing is done by your mind and the baking is done in the oven of the universe." 

"Grateful souls focus on the happiness and abundance present in their lives and this in turn attracts more abundance and joy towards them.

— Stephen Richards, Think Your Way to Success: Let Your Dreams Run Free

"If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free. If our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed."

— Edmund Burke

"When it comes to love, compassion, and other feelings of the heart, I am rich."

— Muhammad Ali, The Soul of a Butterfly: Reflections on Life's Journey

“Those who know the true use of money, and regulate the measure of wealth according to their needs, live contented with few things."

― Spinoza

“Jews believe that people are creators, not consumers. The role of humans is to improve and perfect God's creations through work, creation, and innovation."

― H.W. Charles, The Money Code: Become a Millionaire With the Ancient Jewish Code

“If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how to be so, not because they are rich."

― Charles Wagner, The Simple Life

“There is only one true wealth in all the universe-living time."

― Frank Herbert

“The size of the problem is never the issue -- what matters is the size of you!" 

"The world doesn’t need more people playing small. It’s time to stop hiding out and start stepping out. It’s time to stop needing and start leading. It’s time to start sharing your gifts instead of hoarding them or pretending they don’t exist. It’s time you started playing the game of life in a “big” way."

― T. Harv Eker

“You may have tangible wealth untold; caskets of jewels and coffers of gold. Richer than I you can never be. I had a mother who read to me."

― Strickland Gillian

“I Am ! Two powerful words.... You must confess... I Am who God called me to be. I Am a Success. I Am not what you think of me. I Am more than a conqueror. I Am walking by Faith. I Am a Gift."

― Amaka Imani Nkosazana, Release The Ink

“They are but beggars that can count their worth; But my true love is grown to such excess I cannot sum up half of my wealth."

― William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

“People who understands how to convert their time into useful products do not complain of boredom.

― Sunday Adelaja, How To Become Great Through Time Conversion: Are you wasting time, spending time or investing time?

“Share your love, share you happiness, care for others; your wealth will be endless."

― Debasish Mridha

"Wealth is a person’s ability to survive a certain number of days forward."

― R. Buckminster Fuller

PROSPERITY MINDSET QUOTES

“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.”

― Albert Einstein

"It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has."

— Henry Ward Beecher

"Make no mistake, my friend, it takes more than money to make men rich."

— A. P. Gouthey

"Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend."

— Laertius Diogenes

"Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity."

— Thomas Carlyle

“The Seven Social Sins are:

Wealth without work.

Pleasure without conscience.

Knowledge without character.

Commerce without morality.

Science without humanity.

Worship without sacrifice.

Politics without principle.

From a sermon given by Frederick Lewis Donaldson in Westminster Abbey, London, on March 20, 1925.”

― Frederick Lewis Donaldson

“Don't Gain The World & Lose Your Soul, Wisdom Is Better Than Silver Or Gold.”

― Bob Marley

“I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, but it hasn't changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I'm just wearing better shoes.”

― Oprah Winfrey

“You are essentially who you create yourself to be and all that occurs in your life is the result of your own making.”

“When you concentrate your energy purposely on the future possibility that you aspire to realize, your energy is passed on to it and makes it attracted to you with a force stronger than the one you directed towards it.”

― Stephen Richards, Think Your way to Success: Let Your Dreams Run Free

“Fortune sides with him who dares.”

― Virgil

“When money realizes that it is in good hands, it wants to stay and multiply in those hands.”

“The money you make is a symbol of the value you create.”

― Idowu Koyenikan, Wealth for All: Living a Life of Success at the Edge of Your Ability

“Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.”

― Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Every day is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each.”

― Christopher Rice

“Despite a voluminous and often fervent literature on "income distribution," the cold fact is that most income is not distributed: It is earned.”

― Thomas Sowell

“I bargained with Life for a penny,

and Life would pay no more,

However I begged at evening

When I counted my scanty store;

Life is a just employer.

He gives you what you ask,

But once you have set the wages,

Why, you must bear the task.

I worked for a menial's hire,

Only to learn, dismayed,

That any wage I had asked of Life,

Life would have willingly paid”

― Jessie B. Rittenhouse

"Act, Feel as if ... I AM

Thank You Infinite Intelligence"

― Kazim Abasali